Funny Embroidered Bucket Hat - 'If It Doesn't Give Me A Lady Boner, I'm Not Interested'

🖕Lady Boner Bucket Hat – Bold, Funny, and 100% Over Your Bare Minimum

Some people wear their heart on their sleeve—you wear your standards on your head. This bucket hat says exactly what you're thinking: “If it doesn’t give me a lady boner, I’m not interested.”

Whether it’s a man, a movie, a job, or a salad—if it doesn’t make you feel something in your soul (or your pants), why bother? This hat is for women who are done with lukewarm energy, beige personalities, and situationships that smell like Axe body spray and disappointment.

Made from 100% cotton twill and designed for ultimate comfort, this statement hat is your go-to for sunny days, shady people, and not settling for mediocre anything.

🖤 Perfect for:

• Hot girl walks

• Loud laughs with your besties

• Music festivals, flings, therapy, and first dates

• Gifts for your friends who get it

• Turning heads without even trying

💋 Product Features:

• Soft, breathable 100% cotton twill

• One size fits most – relaxed and comfy

• 3¾" crown height for just the right amount of flair

• 2¼" brim for sun protection and attitude

• Sewn eyelets to keep things cool (literally and metaphorically)

💦 Care Instructions:

Spot clean only. You're too fabulous to shrink this.

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