Gift Bag - Santa knows you've been a bit of a cunt, dear

I said what I said. This classy yet sassy jumbo gift bag looks gorgeous in person (think Victoria's Secret's sister who has a mouth on her) with thick luxurious paper, gold metallic detail and satin ribbon handles. The front of the bag reads: “May I Present This Gift To Her Royal Cuntress.” Respect, where respect is due. 
Size 12” wide x 11” tall x 4.75” deep
Good for birthdays, bachelorette, Christmas, and just because!