Adults Only Greeting Card - Your (hap)Penis is My (hap)Penis

Luxury Soft-touch + Gloss details + Metallic Card

This Adults Only Greeting Card let's them know that, to you, their happiness is your happiness...AND...their penis is your penis. I said what I said.

On the outside, it reads: Your (hap)Penis 

On the inside, it reads: is My (hap)Penis

We are saying sorry, not sorry about launching this new adult-only line of greeting cards. The outside of this 4.5 x 6.25 ( A6 ) card looks and feels luxe and personal. You will love the luxurious soft-touch velvet-feel finish and UV spot gloss details. Each card comes with a beautiful envelope. Discount when you buy 6 or more cards!

If you would like us to add a hand-written message to your friend or loved one, just let us know in the comments/note section during checkout.

GREETING CARD FANATIC, LIKE ME!? deserve a discount…(it's okay to mix and match designs/styles)

1-5 Cards $5.50 each

6-11 Cards $5.25 each

12-24 Cards $5.00 each

25-48 Cards $4.75 each

100+ $4.50 each

*discounts automatically applied at checkout

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